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Drinking coffee at a coffee shop at 19:40 is the most metal thing you can do.

(Apart from being at a metal concert, but still...)

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@craigmaloney What if there was a metal band playing _at_ the coffee shop

@zigg That just adds to the already copious amounts of metal going on.

@zigg @craigmaloney the first ever metal show I went to was my friends korn-ripoff band playing at the Big Apple Bagels after hours, so anything is possible

@craigmaloney Agreed. As someone who is 37. Drinking coffee after 7 p.m. is like cheating, it is ill advised and wrong and it will have consequences.