You know who doesn't gender you?
Trees
Trees are good friends
They don't care
About anything
Trees are real good
They're there if you need something to lean on
They're there to protect you from the rain and the sun
They've been there long before you were and they will be there long after
They've seen so much
And they say so little
Trees are good friends
"Are you really getting nostalgic about trees at 4am again"
Yes
Yes I am
If you want to fight me about it you're going to have to take me to a forest to do it
@Elizafox
This sounds good, I'll grab my walking stick
@Elizafox @catoutofbed this sounds like a fun day
You know what I really miss about forests?
The ground
Forests have soft ground
Heck
Even lawns out in the country are soft
You ever been to a public park
They're shit
The ground is all compacted and shit
@catoutofbed Why do forest grounds sound kinda hollow though??
What's down there??
@witchfynder_finder
Dead leaves
And long friends
And ground friends~
And like wayyyyy too many rocks
@catoutofbed so many rocks <3
@catoutofbed next time I go home I should take a walk through the woods
@packetcharmer
Yes you should, woods are good
@catoutofbed there is a forest preserve across from my old house that I used to go through all the time
@catoutofbed okay but im gonna have to put on corpse paint first
@densetsunogomez
We can also just hike if you don't feel like it <3
@catoutofbed Im still gonna wear corpse paint and look for blighted secret shrines of ancient blasphemous power <3
@densetsunogomez
Oooh, that's always fun
I mostly just find old buckets and spent shotgun shells
Although I found a nice working pen once
And a melted beer bottle? Not sure how they managed that tbh
@catoutofbed a sure sign of the coming of the fimbulwinter and ragnarok not long after \m/
@densetsunogomez
Ragnarok's coming is fortold by melty beer bottles cast off from their long nights drinking
@catoutofbed ... take you to a forest?
uhh
can I bring my friends
we'll make a day out of hiking in the woods
and it will end with combat