So I called in sick the last 2 days and probably should have done so today too but I only get 3 calloffs per 90 days and I might be over that already so here I am, at work, miserable, lowkey wanting to peel off my own fingernails for some reason.
I haven't had any cold medicine, I swear.
I have had 3 ibuprofen and 2 of those off-brand Excedrins (acetaminophen/paracetamol, aspirin, and caffeine)