So I called in sick the last 2 days and probably should have done so today too but I only get 3 calloffs per 90 days and I might be over that already so here I am, at work, miserable, lowkey wanting to peel off my own fingernails for some reason.
I haven't had any cold medicine, I swear.
I have had 3 ibuprofen and 2 of those off-brand Excedrins (acetaminophen/paracetamol, aspirin, and caffeine)
I have gel polish on that is already partially peeled off but what is left isn't loose enough to peel and my nails are getting a little longer than I like but clipping fingernails at work is gross so my brain short-circuited and went "peel off your fingernails then"