There's my -legal- name, which is still dangerous by itself,
and then there's my *REAL* full name, which is saved in an encrypted drive locked in a high-security facility submerged 2 kilometers in the Mariana's trench because it could bring forth the end of times if spoken aloud.
@Cynder I dunno, it feels a little irresponsible on my part to just end the universe all by myself
@arisunz You won't. I'll be here to take at least... 17% of the responsibility.
@Cynder okay give me a couple years, and if humanity is still fucked by then, we reboot
@arisunz thank you for being so diligent and preventing the utter destruction of humanity
@jordyd I decided to give humanity a chance for a couple years but if things keep going the way they are then that's it, no more existing privileges
@arisunz 2 kilometers, I like that. Not the bottom of the trench, but not the top either. Classy.
@arisunz So... let's do it.