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Dmitri. @Winneganfake

This is unfair. When they do it, it's called 'life-coaching' and they get PAID. When I do it, it's called 'starting a cult'. And they expect me to hand over the knives and obscure latin texts.

@Winneganfake what about the dribbly candles and the chalk made from powdered goat's bone?

@MightyBigCar they don't seem to object once I own up that they're actually sex toys and cocaine respectively for some reason.