Using Mastodon, you will learn all the French lessons of la joie de vivre: le amour, la fromage, and the little je ne sais quoi about why frenchies are always very very angry.
First lesson: how to say hello in french on the socials networks.
We say: HEY SORS DE LA PISTE CYCLABLE ENCULÉ !
How to pronounce "enculé". It is easy:
Aoon keuu layyy
@PetitFayot how the heck are you supposed to check your phone on one of those!
@Typaul we nailed it on our mustache.