personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

2 eps left, you guys

btw if anyone knows what hotel conference room this was filmed in, i would love to know

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so this guy makes a long winded speech but it's just bad guy boilerplate mostly

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

archer is upset because attacking the bad guy could mean killing some colonists too which i agree is a serious matter

but hey, remember the time that archer and phlox decided to condemn millions of people to death because Evolution is Destiny or some stupid shit?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so the xenophobe terrorists made the vulcan human hybrid baby using dna they got from an operative on enterprise

aren't there a bunch of humans and vulcans on earth? wouldn't that dna have been easier to get? why does everything have to be so convoluted?

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we're still doing this section 31 shit too

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shut the everloving fuck up about the xindi

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so the terrorists think the baby they made is a threat to humanity
so don't make hybrid babies then? like they chose to make it, it only exists because they made it? like if it makes you mad then don't do it

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so this lady works for starfleet intelligence, and reed works for s31 and someone else on board is working for the terrorists

got all that? i;m sure it will all come together intricately to culminate in a satisfying payoff

haha no of course it won't

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omg this is the most boring shit

so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech

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T'Pucker. the kid's name is T'Pucker.
T'Pucker J Enterprise

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archer and the gang are still on their shuttle journey and now tucker is fucking around with some equipment or something

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

they hold the camera on this carl sagan plaque for a really long time then zoom out to show the rover

someone is supposed to care about this i guess. this someone is not me

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the terrorist guy has had alien gene therapy for some medical condition and i guess we're supposed to care

goddamn this is a draggy episode. this did not need to be a two parter

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so archer and the gang after a way too long trip to mars just kind of stroll into the complex and immediately stumble into tucker

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy is making another speech. all of these speeches are the same speech and they are dull as fuck

this did NOT need to be a two parter

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy fires his weapon at san francisco but it hits the ocean instead

and now T'Pucker is dying

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they name the baby elizabeth but she will always be T'Pucker to me

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this guy turned out to be working for the terrorists

i'm sure if i knew who he was i would really being feeling the betrayal of this moment

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

oh no wait. i guess the real traitor was this guy

i don't know who he is

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baby t'pucker is dying and phlox is really upset

hey, remember when phlox created a baby in his lab so he could raise it and murder it and harvest its brain?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

politician guy made a speech and now archer is making a speech

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i don't think this speech ever actually ends

it also sounds like it was written by a high school kid, it's just generic and dull as fuck

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then this vulcan stands up and claps like it was the most amazing shit he's ever heard and okay, that is pretty funny

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apparently everyone was super moved by archer's amazing speech

like this is kind of thing that maybe patrick stewart could pull off but not bakula, not bakula if his life depended on it

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

baby t'pucker actually died btw

hey remember the time they abandoned all those alien babies to die cause they were all different and stuff?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

the actor playing tucker is actually okay. i sure wish they hadn't written the character as such a dick for the first three seasons

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

oh and then that scene sort of just peters out

the end

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We made it. The last ep of enterprise. And travis gets dialogue right out of the gate

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wtf happened to t'pol's hair?

also zephram cochrane is not an interesting character, stop bringing him up like he is

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yay! :blobcheerbounce: Riker is here to reassure us all that none of this awful shit ever happened and starfleet never had a captain or crew doing all the horrific shit we've seen on this show

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oh god i've never been so happy to see the real enterprise. don't make me go back

also why is this titled 'these are the voyages' instead of 'it's been a long road?'

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@Taweret I'll bet the cast of Enterprise was pissed about this finale.

It's like if Picard won the dominion war, or Sisko rescued Voyager.

That's how you START a series. You don't end it like that.

Ending on a crossover is really poor form.

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@Taweret

Proposed Voyager Finale :

Kim : There's a subspace distortion.
Janeway : On screen!
Tuvok : I'm not familiar with model of ship, but its federation transponder reads "Defiant".

Sisko : I asked the prophets if they could move the far end of the wormhole, and after the usual nonsense about linear/non-linear, they agreed.
Janeway : So we can go home!
Sisko : Yeah, Kinda makes your last 7 years were meaningless, though.

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@Taweret
Proposed "Enterprise"-style finale for DS9

Data : ...And that, according to my calculations, is a 99.982% accurate simulation of what would have happened if a stable wormhole had been discovered in the Bajor system.

Picard : Fascinating! This simulation has been most illustrative. Thank you Mister Data.

Data : Of course, sir. Computer, End Program.

[Sisko et all vanish. Data and Picard leave the holodeck.]

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@apLundell the ds9 showrunner wanted the whole show to be Bennie Russell's dream 🤷

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personal log supplemental, all right let's finish this bitch 

@Taweret Ugh. That'd actually be a WORSE ending.

I can understand why they'd want to do that ... but no. It would not have been good.

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