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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

politician guy made a speech and now archer is making a speech

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i don't think this speech ever actually ends

it also sounds like it was written by a high school kid, it's just generic and dull as fuck

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

then this vulcan stands up and claps like it was the most amazing shit he's ever heard and okay, that is pretty funny

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apparently everyone was super moved by archer's amazing speech

like this is kind of thing that maybe patrick stewart could pull off but not bakula, not bakula if his life depended on it

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

baby t'pucker actually died btw

hey remember the time they abandoned all those alien babies to die cause they were all different and stuff?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

the actor playing tucker is actually okay. i sure wish they hadn't written the character as such a dick for the first three seasons

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

oh and then that scene sort of just peters out

the end

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We made it. The last ep of enterprise. And travis gets dialogue right out of the gate

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wtf happened to t'pol's hair?

also zephram cochrane is not an interesting character, stop bringing him up like he is

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yay! :blobcheerbounce: Riker is here to reassure us all that none of this awful shit ever happened and starfleet never had a captain or crew doing all the horrific shit we've seen on this show

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oh god i've never been so happy to see the real enterprise. don't make me go back

also why is this titled 'these are the voyages' instead of 'it's been a long road?'

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oh gosh this is a very cgi enterprise though

it does not look as good as the model they used on tng

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can we just stay in ten forward and not go back in the holodeck? please?

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ahahahaha troi suggests riker skip ahead in the program to "when the andorian shows up"

even troi knows the only watchable parts of ENT are the jeffrey combs scenes

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okay so apparently there has been a time skip from the last ep we saw to when this is happening

i guess t'pol's hair was meant to indicate that

also jeffrey combs :blobheartcat:

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haha archer finishes his convo with shran and then riker fast forwards to the next shran scene

best. enterprise. ep. EVER.

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shran's daughter has been kidnapped and he needs archer and the gang to help get her back and JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING XINDI?!

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if you say so, riker

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i thought vulcans had a weird thing about touching food with their hands

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watching riker and troi goof around on the nx-01 is more enjoyable than watching the crew of the nx-01 do anything

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oh that's right. tucker dies too. this is the best episode ever! :blobheartcat:

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archer is not cute. he looks like if someone turned Alf into a human

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god i love the cheap ass props on this show. so the thing they trade shran's kid for is this cheap glass paperweight that looks like a jewel. my aunt had one

they're 12 bucks on amazon amazon.com/Original-Crystal-Di

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then there's a shoot out that just goes on and on and on

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troi talks to data and we hear but don't see our favorite pudgy, aging android

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so this is supposed to be taking place during the ep of tng where they find the pegasus, riker's old ship with the illegal cloaking device

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so the aliens they had the shoot out with show up looking for shran and tucker leads them into a room and then blows the room up with him and them in it

this is meant to be a noble sacrifice or something but its just dumb. the aliens are just some random fucks and tucker goes from zero to suicide plan like instantly

we've seen then get out situations like this a million times in more clever ways

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i mean, yay he's dead but his was dumb

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photo holder kinda looks like a froggy

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then we go back to show tucker talking to riker. i'm not sure what the point of this being out of sequence is. it's a boring conversation anyway

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okay are those supposed to be crowds or a mural of crowds painted on the wall?

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it gets worse

look at that totally real crowd in the background

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there's only five minutes left

so far the plot has been, shran shows up and the crew helps rescue his kid, the aliens chase after him and tucker immediately decides to kill himself, the crew attend a ceremony

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that's a lot of dignitaries. it's all so exciting 😴

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they should have done the phlox cgi smile during the mirror universe eps

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then we get a montage of cgi version of enterprise with the different captains doing the into monologue

the end

i can see why this pissed people off it's pretty bad

but we're done with enterprise and it turned out none of it ever even happened 🎉 🎈 :rainbowdance: :blobrainbow: :blobcheerbounce: :rondoudou: :hamsterdance: 👍 :blobheartcat:

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@Taweret So, now that you're done, what're you going to do now?

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@apLundell i might do some TOS but i will probably just pick out random eps. i'm not gonna go through the whole thing like this
plus there's lots of other terrible shows out there

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@Taweret I still think you should do Andromeda next.

It's like post-apocalypse Star Trek, except they don't have the Star Trek license.

Also the captain is insufferably smug at all times.

You like insufferable smugness, right?

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@apLundell hmm maybe

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