Americans eat an average of 35 pounds of cheese every year. The question is: who is eating my share, since I don't eat cheese?
@Talyaa It's being held in an escrow account in your name. You can't hide from it forever!
Maybe you had the idea those 35 lbs of cheese was optional . You were wrong.
@apLundell I'll have to change my name and leave the country then. I'll be on the run forever but it'll be worth it!