**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 17:46

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 17:46

Talyaa 🐙✨ @Talyaa

Americans eat an average of 35 pounds of cheese every year. The question is: who is eating my share, since I don't eat cheese?

**Jason Rehmus 🗺** @jason · Jul 22, 2017, 17:55

**Jason Rehmus 🗺** @jason · Jul 22, 2017, 17:55

@Talyaa ✋🏻

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 22, 2017, 17:57

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 22, 2017, 17:57

@Talyaa @jason I, a native from Wisconsin, Land of the Cheese, will volunteer to take on such a task.

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 18:33

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 18:33

@jason @bradlibum i hereby bequeath all my cheese to you, oh Lord of the Cheeseheads.

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 23, 2017, 05:14

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 23, 2017, 05:14

@jason @Talyaa This pleases the female bovine in the green and gold pastures of Wisconson to produce their lactation juice to be cultured and coagulated for consumption. (Too much?)

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · 2017-07-23T22:02:30Z

Talyaa 🐙✨ @Talyaa

@jason @bradlibum ahahaha "lactation juice", we totally need to rebrand milk now.

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