**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · 2017-07-22T17:46:40Z

Talyaa 🐙✨ @Talyaa

Americans eat an average of 35 pounds of cheese every year. The question is: who is eating my share, since I don't eat cheese?

Jul 22, 2017, 17:46 · Mastodon-iOS · 0 · 0

**Jason Rehmus 🗺** @jason · Jul 22, 2017, 17:55

**Jason Rehmus 🗺** @jason · Jul 22, 2017, 17:55

@Talyaa ✋🏻

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 22, 2017, 17:57

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 22, 2017, 17:57

@Talyaa @jason I, a native from Wisconsin, Land of the Cheese, will volunteer to take on such a task.

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 18:33

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 22, 2017, 18:33

@jason @bradlibum i hereby bequeath all my cheese to you, oh Lord of the Cheeseheads.

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 23, 2017, 05:14

**Bradlibum** @bradlibum · Jul 23, 2017, 05:14

@jason @Talyaa This pleases the female bovine in the green and gold pastures of Wisconson to produce their lactation juice to be cultured and coagulated for consumption. (Too much?)

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 23, 2017, 22:02

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 23, 2017, 22:02

@jason @bradlibum ahahaha "lactation juice", we totally need to rebrand milk now.

**Antti Talsta** @atalsta · Jul 22, 2017, 17:58

**Antti Talsta** @atalsta · Jul 22, 2017, 17:58

@Talyaa Don't lose your sleep over that question.

**Andy Lundell 💭** @apLundell · Jul 23, 2017, 05:15

**Andy Lundell 💭** @apLundell · Jul 23, 2017, 05:15

@Talyaa It's being held in an escrow account in your name. You can't hide from it forever!

Maybe you had the idea those 35 lbs of cheese was optional . You were wrong.

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 23, 2017, 22:03

**Talyaa 🐙✨** @Talyaa · Jul 23, 2017, 22:03

@apLundell I'll have to change my name and leave the country then. I'll be on the run forever but it'll be worth it!