Well, I'll be drowned! President Dotard actually took a minute to think about the people of Puerto Rico! Of course he wasted the minute by dedicating a useless fucking TROPHY to them--but hey, when your attention is sucked away by a little white bouncing ball, it's HARD to think of things like food, shelter, disease control, etc.
Seriously, if President Dotard ever says to you, "Don't worry--I got your back!" hold on to your wallet and RUN.