So when my pet cat died, I was really bummed...
...but nowhere near as much as my pet evil genius was. He sank in to a deep depression and gave up on life. He threw away his lasers. Freed his sharks. Just plain gave up on his dreams. It was just so heartbreaking to watch.
#IBelieveInYouBlofeld
#YouCANDestroyTheWorld
#OhAndStopExplainingYourEvilPlansToTheGoodGuyBeforeYouKillHim
#JustJokingIDontHaveACat
#HasItOccurredToAnyoneElseThatAllTheCatLoversOnTheInternetAreJustVillainsWaitingToHappen?
@orielle Do henchmen just think their boss is eccentric, then one day he walks in with a cat and they think "oooohh no im working for a bad guy I gotta update my resume."
@edd Yeah! Or maybe it's like when someone comes out of the closet...everyone alway knew he was a little different, they just couldn't quite put their finger on it...
A: He's gay, right?
B: Umm, maybe. I just thought he was cultured.
A: Oh.
B: But he could be, I don't know...
A: Well he is European, so maybe it's just that?
B: Yeah, that's probably it.
A: Oh! Wait a minute. He's got a cat.
B: Doh! Totally didn't see that coming.
C: You guys *did* see the sharks, right?!!
@orielle hahaha, yeah, a shark pool is a *major* red flag.
@edd Yeah, and impossible to ignore...
Mom: So how did your date go?
Me: Well, he's good looking and in great shape.
Mom: That's good honey, he's rich as well, right?
Me: Yeah, he's one of the richest guys in the world. Even has his own space company.
Mom: Wow, so are you going to see him again?
Me: Well...I was going to...but then I saw he had a shark tank.
Mom: Sorry?
Me: A. Shark. Tank.
Mom: He's a super villain, isn't he?
Me: Yep. Why does this keep happening to me?!
@orielle
*date's going really well*
Him: So, would you like to come back to my lair for coffee?
Her: Did you say "lair?"
Him: Oh! Um, no no, I said fortresss, er, volcan- aaahhhh moonbaaaaass, *mutters stupid stupid*, my compound! Come back to my compound! oh, where did you-
*cab screeches away*
Her: jesus that guy was a villain
Driver: yeah, I hear that a lot when I pick up at the Komodo Dragon Pit and Baccarat Club.
@davidblinux @edd @orielle in response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E (I beg to differ... also I love this song and video)
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux Nicely done! You lured us in with your frankly ridiculous proposition and then BLAM! sucker punched us with an awesome song and video! ;-)
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I love it when a plan comes together. :D
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux Me thinks we've just discovered the real evil mastermind lurking within our ranks! :wink:
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I always wanted to be a super villain. :D
@orielle @davidblinux @edd Maybe I should start my own super villain instance.
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux The more super villain instances the better! I quite like @edds name for his future instance:
The Komodo Dragon Pit and Baccarat Club
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I think for now I'll just bow to our octodon queen and learn. :D
@orielle @RebelMoogle @davidblinux Well that's disappointing, this squatter is asking $30K for baccarat.club
http://startup.nic.club/product/baccarat-club/
On the plus side I can spell "baccarat" now
@RebelMoogle @orielle @edd :D muhahahaha
@RebelMoogle @davidblinux @orielle WHAT! that video was delightful! so many twists!
@RebelMoogle @edd @orielle but villains can't be nice. hence why they are villains.