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At the moment, there are so few people here, Mastodon is like my own personal Twitter.

Rattusinsanus @RattusInsanus

@Stonekettle Enjoy the peace while you can. The servers are clogged with your minions that are trying to join. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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@Stonekettle Hey, I'm no minion! Stonekettle and I are in cahoots! ๐Ÿ˜‰ @RattusInsanus

@GottaLaff @Stonekettle Hi there! Nice to meet you and have followed you.

@Stonekettle You should be pretty familiar with this by now. Look how fast you sell your pens, and what happens when you share about friends selling things. Lol The power of your minions is incredible. And sometimes frightening.

@RattusInsanus They're not really minions.

Minions follow orders.

They're more like cats.

@Stonekettle I'm a proud minion then because I follow orders very well! ๐Ÿ˜‰

@Stonekettle Btw, this video makes me imagine what it must be like daily for you, and why you love a good glass of whiskey once in awhile.

youtu.be/Pk7yqlTMvp8

@Stonekettle
I thought we were Flying Monkeys oncecwe learned to (sorta) follow orders?

@Stonekettle Your cats follow orders? <GUFFAW!>

@Stonekettle says minions don't follow orders! Weeerrrreeee heerrreee, lol.

@Stonekettle @RattusInsanus I'd be happy to be a cat. Sleep 16 hours a day, do what I want when I want, ignore people when I don't want them and be affectionate when I do, only responsibility making sure to always use the litter box. Not a bad life.

@Stonekettle @RattusInsanus Hmm. I suppose there are far worse things to be compared to.

@Stonekettle I admit it's through you that I heard of it. I have no problem with a currently-less-hate-filled platform though. Hopefully with the way it's set up, it can hold out better than Twitter.

@RattusInsanus @Stonekettle That is for sure, it took me something like 8 hours to get my email verified!

@RattusInsanus @Stonekettle Thanks, Jim's stalkers...err..minions will be arriving...