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I found my throne.
At the park.
Near the playground.
😊
#imabigkidnow
@Averly watch out! Most easy rests the butt that sits upon the golden throne. You might find yourself excessively relaxed and incapable of further motion for hours at a time.
@MightyBigCar lol this actually happened. And then a flock of adorable munchkins had me running around a number of castles, bridges, and tire things until I was dared into sliding down hot metal.
I narrowly escaped by tunnel and found myself tumbling down a steep hill as I heard elder voices screaming “put the sticks down!”
Meanwhile my royal guard was too busy eating tennis balls. I never jumped into a pond so fast 😅