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In a meeting...
Coworker [whispers]: can I borrow a pen
Me [not taking eyes of cool technical demo]: takes cylindrical object from pocket, passes it over
Coworker: uuuuuhhhh...
It was a vape pen with a none too subtle 
on it
Me: oops
