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I've discovered a new office game: ask your co-workers "how many holes are in a straw?" and letting them fight it out.
@Merus One. But it's a very long hole. Kind of like a wormhole. Takes you from the wet place to the not-wet place. Or puts bubbles from the not-wet place to the wet place.
@hollyjahangiri okay, so if I poke a hole halfway down through one wall of the straw, what then? Other than a useless straw and liquid all over the floor
@Merus
Then it's two - aka, a shortcut to another dimension. Twilight zone in a cup.
@Merus I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW NOW