Waiting for pies to cool is terrible torture.
You're running a risk. This cavalier attitude about the pie police is brave, but foolish.
@susannah they make you eat pie, but a really flaky one, without ice or whipped cream. It's just dry and awful.
@Mainebot 🤐 don't make me!
@susannah is an undercooked, oversweetened apple pie worse?
@Mainebot ARG what kind of mind can come up with such horrors
@susannah I know, it's a world of pure darkness 
@Mainebot normally I'm more of a timid and wise kinda person, but I'm trying to break out of my comfort zone.
I wonder what the pie police require for bail?