This morning, I slipped and fell down hard.

My chin hit the floor, my glasses dug into my nose. And first on the scene was my cat Gus, who I kept pushing out of the way of the blood running out of my nose.

After cleaning up my face and the terribly interesting (to my cat) nose blood from the floor, I investigated the cause of the fall, as you do.

Cat puke.

I do not look my best for work this morning. It'll have to do, though