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Kimberly A. Riley @KARiley40

Dog: I want outside.
Me: You have your own door.
Dog: But when I use it, I get rained on.
Me: What do you think will happen if you go out the human door?
Dog: It won’t be raining.
Me: The doggy door is not the source of rain!
Dog: You can’t prove that.

@KARiley40 ha! My dog's name is Moses ... mastodon.social/media/NHRVyhVS See Moe. Moe wants to play fetch but he won't drop the toy. Moe wants you to wrestle him for it. Be like Moe.