I question too many things on the porcelain throne
@Averly lazy people who can't be bothered to flip amirite
@Hdpants It's a good place to think about your goals in life.
My goals:
Spend less time looking at Mastodon on the pot
@Hdpants Reading this while on the porcelain throne. Gotta love technology.
It's the bridge between toilets
Technology is the bridge between our toilets
@Hdpants like who in their right mind puts toilet paper rolls with the end hanging from the back?
#amirite #ornah