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Ladies, when you go out tonight remember these safety tips:
Wear bright colors to indicate to predators that you are poisonous.
Look bigger than you are! Hold your arms out and take up space!
Maybe paint a face on your back to confuse them?
@Gogogadgetpants I'm going to mount a mirror on my back to really confuse you.
@BrentRJones Haha, I'm imagining all the attractive people fixing their hair and making selfies behind you like parakeets!
@Gogogadgetpants I could be the first mobile selfie platform.