Key ingredients were in desperate need of use:

Old sopressata from freezer
Salvaged, moldy onion
New mushrooms, fried with onions
Cheddar cheese (what I got)
On mayonnaise-grilled wheat bread

Mineral water... wait, no...
Mirror Pond Ale while waiting
Helle’s Lager while eating

Forgotten Rainier cherries for dessert
(Who flippin’ forgets cherries?!? )

Oh, jesus this is too good.
Correction: “Was good”