Good morning, tooters!
@ElectricMink zzzzznx snork snork *phblblblbl* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GAH! BEEP It's 6:30 BEEP already!! BEEP [fumble fumble BEE-click] AAAAAaaargggg! [flop]
Wasn't expecting 6:30 to happen for at least two more hours.
I've got the coffee brewed and scones warning in the oven. Up and at 'em!
@ElectricMink coffee yes coffee. Coffee will help. Must find coooofeeeee [stumble lurch bump thump measure fumble pour fumble] ouch!
Surely I can't be the first person ever to get their finger stuck in a Mr Coffee machine.
@ElectricMink oatmeal would be good. [heat water. pour] dammit too much water. this will be too runny [adds more oatmeal] dammit. this is suitable only for as construction material. possibly concrete patching. [pour] soup [add] stucco repair [pour] the coffee is thicker than this [add] bondo [....
several iterations later, oatmeal of the proper consistency is achieved. But is it possible to eat this much oatmeal without serious internal damage?
