Came home to my still basically new 4k monitor having no power, no lights, nothing. Plug, physical switch, nothing helped. :scream_cat:
Managed through ridiculous trial and error to somehow get it to come back from what I can only assume was a bizarro eternal sleep state.
Celebrating with tea and a stroopwafel.
Whole thing still seems fishy to me, I got my :eyes: on you, primary monitor. :unamused: