Heart full of napalm / stomach full of Flumps
@howfar That's got to be painful. From what I remember, Grandpa Flump's flumpet wasn't the ideal shape for soft tissues.
@DaveHiggins Haha. Weirdly I don't remember the Flumps animation. Which is odd, because it's seems to have been repeated a lot alongside all the children's classics I do remember (e.g. The Wombles and Paddington). I may have to address this gap in my cultural knowledge!
I was, in fact, thinking of the sickly marshmallow brand. But if I have to vore a stop motion puppet or two on my path to greatness, so be it!
@howfar That seems to be true of most people: I can remember that I watched the Flumps, but not any of the episode content.
It's like one of those conspiracy theories about people who've ended up in an almost identical parallel universe.
@DaveHiggins I think these cultural distorted/missing memory phenomena are probably revealing of how much of our experience (at least retrospectively) is a jointly constructed artefact. It's quite common to talk of having false memories of things our families tell us we did, but it seems more complex than that. Our retention of 'real' memories is so mediated by and (e.g. in the case of the Flumps) dependent on later contexts that the whole real/false distinction becomes problematic.
@howfar @DaveHiggins You guys talking about kid's shows you don't remember. You've both read this, right? If not, you should because it sounds similar to what you're experiencing.
@jlward @DaveHiggins I had not! To be fair, while Candle Cove sounds pretty terrifying, I don't think it could have terrified me more than the actual episodes of Doctor Who my parents allowed (encouraged) me to watch from the age of about 4, the novel The Owl Service, or the kids' TV drama The Moondial. Possibly the unbridled oddness of the media aimed at children from about '65 to '85 is part of what makes it such fertile ground for our collective imaginings.
We had no idea who or what Doctor Who was. We just stumbled onto the show, jumped in, and started watching. We were so confused when Tom Baker died and changed into a completely different man. Seriously. We walked around the house for weeks trying to figure that out. And this was pre-internet so unless you knew someone in real life, you were out of luck.
@DaveHiggins @howfar the problem was exacerbated by the fact that I was in America. Doctor Who became a thing here, but this was at the beginning, So, it was still new to most of us over here.