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"Check it out; the Western Honey Chinchilla is off the Endangered Species list as of today!"
"Aw yeah! Y'know what that means?!"
"Umh. That they're not... endangered anymore?"
"It means they're on the Delicious Species list!"
"That's... that's NOT a real list."
"YOU'RE not a real list. Anyway, I'm ordering 3 pounds, y'want any?"
"What... where... How even are you... They're still a PROTECTED species!"
"...oh shit what'd I just purchase?"
@Teryl_Pacieco this is awful(ly awesome). Why do I get the image of the little orange alien from A.L.F.? 😆
@Boudicca LOL.
I mean Gordon wasn't THAT small, but it DOES sound an awful lot like him. XD