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99 degrees outside and I’m wearing jeans...
I WILL NOT MAKE JORTS
I WILL NOT MAKE JORTS
I WILL NOT MAKE JORTS
🌞🔥😰
@zigg I might just start ripping “ventilation holes” while my other clothes dry 😉
@Averly Emperor Jortentine says "embrace the Jort Side of the force, and rule the summer with me".
@MightyBigCar Nooooooooo (maybe) 😏
@Averly You got 99 degrees but jort making ain't one?
@Jenkar 😂 lol
@Averly JORTS 👏 JORTS 👏 JORTS 👏
@Averly PLEASE TELL ME YOU ENDED UP MAKING JORTS 
@afarian
I couldn't bring myself to ripping my only pair of jeans in half.
Maybe I'll visit the thrift store tomorrow and see what's jort-approved 😉
Oh, and there will definitely be pics!
@Averly I own premade jorts 😎