SCENE:
- An old-timey western bar. A fight breaks out, with broken tables and a cowboy thrown over the bar into the alcohol shelves.

- Suddenly, loud bootsteps are heard on the wood outside. The fight pauses suddenly, participants glancing over their shoulders in fear.

- A pointed hat looms over the batting doors. A voice booms out:

WITCH SHERIFF: Now what in the Sam Hain is going on in here?!

(I know I know I'm terribly sorry I couldn't resist the joke)