zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅ @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@octodon.social
has been inside more startups than a Keurig repairman
You know how when women live together for a long time their periodicals start arriving at the same time?
@codl I like to pretend my hand is permanently glued to the handrail, and my feet to the steps - then try and see if I would be pulled apart at some point before I could get off...
*practicing small talk in my car parked outside the barbershop*
> my grandma, via bluetooth: "maybe only mention the weather one time, honey"
I'm just gonna say it:
Cereal is breakfast soup!
What a queer bird, the frog are
When he sit he stand (almost)
When he walk he fly (almost)
When he talk he cry (almost)
He have no sense at all (almost)
Internet, 2002; claiming that you're over 18 so that websites will let you in.
Internet, 2018: claiming that you're under 16 and in the EU so that websites cannot track your data
50 Cent's eulogy: "get rich or die anyway"
