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Nachos are just tacos for control freaks.

tired: calling it a "home office"
wired: calling it "the spare room" and piling tons of boxes and crap in it

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- arstechnica
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TSA guy: you can't bring all these tacos with you
me: these are my service tacos!

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASTODON?

lmao - love masto, always open-source
omg - our mod @Gargron
wtf - welcome to fediverse
imho - instance moderation & hosting opportunities
smfh - so many furries here
idgaf - I decentralized; gotta avoid facebook

Last year built an all-white working-from-home setup. This year is going to be *much* darker.
<maniacal laughter>

tired: using make to build source
wired: checking in every file as a different library and making the dep manager build your project

If I say I'm leaving the house right now and will be there soon and you believe me, that is your own shortcoming.

Tired: Burping

Wired: The sort of combination hiccup-belch that comes out as a chesty squeaking sound.

What you missed :
Ce que vous avez manqué :

The only problem with everything bagels is that they turn into everywhere bagels