Most annoying part of online gaming is that nobody replaces fire alarm batteries.
Movie theater warning: please silence your phones now
Me, 7 years into keeping my phone on vibrate: *checks phone*
No, mom, I'm not microblogging the tiny banalities of my life. 🙄 I'm serially publishing my memoir on the internet.
made a new version of lisp where everything is exactly the same but instead of () it uses <> for, quote, "aerodynamic purposes"
Sunscreen
tired: buying things online
wired: putting things in your cart and then leaving the site forever
You ever click "sort by price (high to low)" just to see how the other half lives?