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i didnt know about time, i hadnt heard of it. i had no idea. never heard of it! people would ask me "what's the time" and i'd say "i've never heard of it!" but then one day, my father gave me his watch. i put it on. and i looked at the time. and i was HORRIFIED

In my pre-teens I used to dream about escaping into a world of pure software. Because we could 'do everything over, and do it right'. Make a world without pain, fear, death. This was without even reading any of the cyberpunk writers.

But now I know that we wouldn't do it right. Because we had the chance, and we didn't.

What we put into computers is what's in our heads and our hearts, and those contain... things we need to work on.

📣 PSA 📣

Twitter w/o Twitter

We have deployed Halcyon at itter.photog.social for our users.

It's a Twitter UI clone and has that old, familiar feel of Twitter. Great if the Masto UI isn't your cup of tea.

You can login to the interface with @[username]@photog.social and it will take you to your account settings to approve the application.

For other admins: the code is at github.com/halcyon-suite/halcy

Ping this account if you're using nginx + php-fpm or similar and we can get you more info.

Wikis are like women: they don't remember everything, but they also NEVER FORGET

Fugitive Who Escaped ICE Custody At JFK Airport Caught At PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds In Chicago

Life of an optimization engineer: find a way to skip like half the steps in everything. Now pitch the slightly-wrong results as a feature. Leave early to beat the commute home.

For a messaging app to be truly secure, it needs more than good tech. Developers of any “secure” messaging app must have a solid history of responding to technical problems and legal threats. eff.org/deeplinks/2018/03/beyo

Run the Jewels's Facebook apologises for NRA interview

me: computer, what’s the weather?

computer: who cares lol. im a Computer

'Cambridge Analytica' Holds on to Box Office Lead as 'Tomb Raider' Opens

You ever turn on subtitles only to discover that you have no idea how any of the character names are spelled?

I've never been huge into drinking but in my late 30s, I find that I prefer a cup of black coffee far more than beer. A weird thing that has developed in my mellowing of age.

Some things you just can't help! For example, according to this BMI chart, I am about 3 inches too short...

Donald Trump to be Rolled Out to All Android Phones Running Google Photos

New wireless keyboard. Keywalker 68 with custom Granite HC caps in DSA profile. Had to get a couple made at PMK to fit my wacky layout. Switches are gateron browns.