zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅ @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@octodon.social
has been inside more startups than a Keurig repairman
Mastodon for me feels much more interactive than the consumer-only attitude I get the feeling you're supposed to take on birdsite (never used birdsite, just guessing).
me> if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?
machine learning algorithm> yes
I see that this Avengers/California Raisins crossover is the advertainment event everyone's been waiting for
about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away
so i've had to actually create it
i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME
Nvidia's latest GPU drivers includes a Spectre fix and Oprah Winfrey optimizations
As Walmart's first Netflix guest, Barack Obama warns against the 'bubble' of social media
How Trump's reckless tweets could shake Google Assistant's fragile stability
"Mmm. Let's move this to the bedroom" I whisper to my block of cheese and bag of crackers...
"Facebook Dives into Home Device Market with Video Chat Product Named 'Portal'"
"According to people familiar with Facebook’s plans, Portal will be equipped with a wide-angle lens that is capable of recognizing individual faces and associating them with their Facebook accounts."
Fuck you Mark
AMD Ryzen Threadripper 1950X desktop running macOS High SIerra. It's stable!
#hackintosh
@jk Debugging C++.
If y'all are a webdev who think that intercepting scroll events and then reconstructing them from scratch within Javascript is a good idea, cut that shit out.
It's awful. It's bad UI. You cannot make it good UI. Just stop. Delete that shit. Please. I'm begging you.
A Firefox/Chrome extension to visualize browsing history, discover your unknown habits written in #ClojureScript https://github.com/jiacai2050/history-master
Hewlett-Packard Product Naming Team, December 2017:
Well done everyone, you absolutely nailed it. A perfect name. Captures sleekness, power, slightly edgy
Hewlett-Packard Product Naming Team, January 2018:
Ffffffffuuuuu
from @jakelikesonions
5/7 perfect score
Documentation is like term life insurance: nobody who engages in it stands to directly benefit but it does make you feel very adult-y.
