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Most annoying part of online gaming is that nobody replaces fire alarm batteries.

Movie theater warning: please silence your phones now

Me, 7 years into keeping my phone on vibrate: *checks phone*

No, mom, I'm not microblogging the tiny banalities of my life. 🙄 I'm serially publishing my memoir on the internet.

made a new version of lisp where everything is exactly the same but instead of () it uses <> for, quote, "aerodynamic purposes"

tired: buying things online
wired: putting things in your cart and then leaving the site forever

You ever click "sort by price (high to low)" just to see how the other half lives?