zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅ @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@octodon.social
has been inside more startups than a Keurig repairman
Internet, 2002; claiming that you're over 18 so that websites will let you in.
Internet, 2018: claiming that you're under 16 and in the EU so that websites cannot track your data
50 Cent's eulogy: "get rich or die anyway"
Nachos are just tacos for control freaks.
tired: calling it a "home office"
wired: calling it "the spare room" and piling tons of boxes and crap in it
#RyzenTime "...the new chips start at $199 for a six-core, 12-thread part running at a base of 3.4GHz and a turbo o… https://t.co/OmRGqD2F1c
- arstechnica
#newsbot
@JordiGH un calzado para suelo firme?
TSA guy: you can't bring all these tacos with you
me: these are my service tacos!
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASTODON?
lmao - love masto, always open-source
omg - our mod @Gargron
wtf - welcome to fediverse
imho - instance moderation & hosting opportunities
smfh - so many furries here
idgaf - I decentralized; gotta avoid facebook
Last year built an all-white working-from-home setup. This year is going to be *much* darker.
<maniacal laughter>
