zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅ @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@octodon.social
has been inside more startups than a Keurig repairman
@yogthos
> air-gapped computers
> connect them together with wires
wat
look at this great new doorbell i got
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omg they're murdering children now
tired: using make to build source
wired: checking in every file as a different library and making the dep manager build your project
If I say I'm leaving the house right now and will be there soon and you believe me, that is your own shortcoming.
Tired: Burping
Wired: The sort of combination hiccup-belch that comes out as a chesty squeaking sound.
@generica
CIO: Career Is Over
SDL: Sad Desk Lunch
LISP: Losers Infatuated with Superfluous Parenthesis
What you missed :
Ce que vous avez manqué :
Fair Question: Is Monsanto a Robot?
The only problem with everything bagels is that they turn into everywhere bagels
@JordiGH @nicodemus has a good image to show the plugs but dangerously leaves out the small distinctions between micro-a, -b, and -ab. https://octodon.social/media/XNG4Js6ll5-DoNSq18M
i didnt know about time, i hadnt heard of it. i had no idea. never heard of it! people would ask me "what's the time" and i'd say "i've never heard of it!" but then one day, my father gave me his watch. i put it on. and i looked at the time. and i was HORRIFIED
In my pre-teens I used to dream about escaping into a world of pure software. Because we could 'do everything over, and do it right'. Make a world without pain, fear, death. This was without even reading any of the cyberpunk writers.
But now I know that we wouldn't do it right. Because we had the chance, and we didn't.
What we put into computers is what's in our heads and our hearts, and those contain... things we need to work on.
can confirm
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Twitter w/o Twitter
We have deployed Halcyon at https://itter.photog.social for our users.
It's a Twitter UI clone and has that old, familiar feel of Twitter. Great if the Masto UI isn't your cup of tea.
You can login to the interface with @[username]@photog.social and it will take you to your account settings to approve the application.
For other admins: the code is at https://github.com/halcyon-suite/halcyon
Ping this account if you're using nginx + php-fpm or similar and we can get you more info.
Wikis are like women: they don't remember everything, but they also NEVER FORGET
Fugitive Who Escaped ICE Custody At JFK Airport Caught At PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds In Chicago
