zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅ @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@octodon.social

has been inside more startups than a Keurig repairman

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 07, 2018, 01:49

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 07, 2018, 01:49

@jannamark "don't steal lumber from a construction site without an accomplice"

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 07, 2018, 01:21

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 07, 2018, 01:21

hey, uhh... anyone wanna hang out right now at my place?

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** · Jun 06, 2018, 16:40

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**Archillect** @archillect@high.cat · Jun 06, 2018, 16:40

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** · Jun 06, 2018, 16:46

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**Purism Computers** @Purism@mastodon.social · Jun 06, 2018, 16:46

Purism’s Security and Privacy Focused Librem 5 Smartphone Makes Major Strides in Manufacturing and Development. We're on schedule.

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 06, 2018, 13:23

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**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 05, 2018, 04:22

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**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 02, 2018, 23:26

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**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 02, 2018, 13:39

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 02, 2018, 13:39

Most annoying part of online gaming is that nobody replaces fire alarm batteries.

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · Jun 01, 2018, 22:19

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**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 26, 2018, 02:07

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**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:44

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:44

Movie theater warning: please silence your phones now

Me, 7 years into keeping my phone on vibrate: *checks phone*

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:43

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:43

Java is just sophistry that compiles to bytecode

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:41

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 24, 2018, 18:41

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** · May 24, 2018, 05:58

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**AVAILABLE FOR LEGAL REASONS** @benhamill@cybre.space · May 24, 2018, 05:58

No, mom, I'm not microblogging the tiny banalities of my life. 🙄 I'm serially publishing my memoir on the internet.

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 19:40

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 19:40

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 19:30

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 19:30

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** · May 23, 2018, 17:07

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**void state blues** @HTHR@cybre.space · May 23, 2018, 17:07

made a new version of lisp where everything is exactly the same but instead of () it uses <> for, quote, "aerodynamic purposes"

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 16:54

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 16:54

@JordiGH
> because sending email is impossible without looking like a spammer

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 15:36

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** @zpojqwfejwfhiunz · May 23, 2018, 15:36

**zpojqwfejwfhiunz ✅** · May 20, 2018, 17:10

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**~ʟᴜᴄɪᴅɪᴏᴛ** @lucidiot@tiny.tilde.website · May 20, 2018, 17:10

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