let's play ernest hemingway and I'm the shotgun
reminder: you can use baguette emoji as path separators
space force, safety first
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step 1: saute 89 cups of spinach
impossible to get any sleep last night after remembering the time I drunkenly told a stadium security guard YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO; I PAY YOUR TAXES
I meannnnnn...
BREAKING: Congress pulls highway funding on VR headsets because they wouldn't lower the speed of light to 65MPH
feel some type of way
why do used car salesman write in all caps?
two dogs in a white dogsuit
boot-cut jeans
jean-cut boots
joots