I love that Supernatural decides frequently to make fun of itself and it's ridiculousness, like when a character commented that Sam and Dean treat death like a revolving door. That and the fact that they spend literal seasons setting up a Big Bad just for him to be pathetic and small fish in a later season compared to who they're dealing with now. They may even become an ally.
I was leaving the doctor's office and in the parking lot I got to the truck and noticed this cute lady was super smiley and looking at me like she thought I was either really cute or like she was just glad I'm living my life being myself, but like, she kept looking and catching my glances back over at her. I am a useless lesbian I didn't even say hi I just smiled back
Stuffing a furby inside my rectum, pulling it out. Out comes a mourning dove. Crowd oohs and aahs. My name is Criss Angel and I'm sponsored by Ford #mastodev
I'm sitting there getting my tattoo and next thing you know we're talking about sex toys for amab people
and then I'm making recommendations and I'm like, off course if you're open to certain things, the availability of toys overlaps with what they make for afab people.
"Well, I mean, I'm no stranger to a finger in the butt now and then"
dating, gushing +
omg I almost spent the evening alone in my room at home and instead I texted my gf to ask if they wanted some potato company and I got food and went over. we snuggled on the couch and chatted and watched Great British Bake-off Masterclass, then they got me an apple pie at mcdonald's, they told someone on the phone they were hanging out with me, their girlfriend, and would have to call them back. We watched Gentleman Jack and got cuddly and affectionate and I am Happy Bun. 😍
friendship, dating, poly(~)
So my gf met this girl B on okcupid, is seeing them, I was also interested. They agreed to a date. We changed date to a hangout. On hangout, they reiterate how much they really like me and include me talking about people they've met and been into lately. We had an amazing time with great chat and I assured them I'm not pining after them or anything, I'm not shutting the door I'm just not waiting for them to walk through it. So we're friends who *could* date. Marking W.
I'm Zöe! Poly/Pan, Kink, NSFW, 18+ only please. She/her pronouns. https://cash.me/CallMeZoe
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