Best Spam Ever: "I noticed you didn't grab your free Donald Trump Commemorative coin yet!"

I'm moving my primary tootouts to zimpenfish@social.rjp.is if anyone wants to follow me there

Played Space Giraffe again last night for the first time in a while. My groove is wonky.

I am old. Just referenced 5678 on the Spectrum matching HJKL in vi/vim and ... blank looks all around.

I was just subtracting 0 from a number to test if it was negative. I need more sleep.

4.3MB of XML compresses via 7zip to 9.1K. 482 times compression. XML is a wasteful crock of dog swill.

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The orange site talking about Twitter is perfect self-preening self-aggrandising masturbation.

Amazing spamglish - "decided to sue you to court for Bridge of Agreement"

An infrequent reminder that if you like dark ambient soundscapes, I have an album you might like: zimpenfish.bandcamp.com/album/

Oh no, the libertarian gun nut has fixed his sights on Go instead of Python.

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It's getting to the point where I may take out a YouTube Premium subscription just to stop seeing all of these goddamn conservative/alt-right ads.

Mate, when I'm watching sport highlights and John Oliver clips, I don't need to be told about Steven fucking Crowder and his cronies. Also, stop asking me if Trump is doing a good job. The entire fucking world can see he's not.

The only thing worse than open plan offices are open plan offices with noisy children and their inability to SHUT THE HELL UP.

"The thing about Node.js is that it was developed for applications at scale." Oh my.

Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more