plagiaristRevolution @zangari@octodon.social
the King of Nothing Great
I've heard a guy say "There are some muslim kids named 'Islam', it's disgusting how parents push their barbaric religion on their children!"
This guy, I shit you not, was called Christian
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1:30 a.m. and my mind is getting wrecked by "()() is not a palindrome but )(() is."
olden: stateless society with no money
golden: trading dick pics for steam games
@_msux lovely!
When you find your old edgy teenage art... Don't pretend you can't relate.
@Siphonay partial to Andromeda myself
People... you can be so much happier when you stop confusing "personal brand," the size of your "reach," and the quantity of your received "impressions" with yourselves, and if Mastodon doesn't allow you to successfully port over your social currency, then maybe that's not a bug, maybe it's a DAMN FEATURE. #metadon
maybe the real conspiracy was the friends we made along the way
Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code
I thought maybe something about Mastodon is making me feel overly generous about handing out favourites. Then I realized all you people are just much more interesting and agreeable than the people of birdsite. :heart: :blue_heart: :green_heart: :yellow_heart: :purple_heart:
Lady just walked by my house and told her dog "that's not the right place" so naturally I'm imagining she has a nemesis in the neighborhood and makes her dog poop specifically there.
@kingu_platypus_gidora we all have to learn the hard way, haha
@kingu_platypus_gidora 3 bits less on that first one and you would have inadvertently written 1000101 (decimal equivalent: 69 :smirk: )
In almost every company I have worked for, I have fought to get pay rises for the Customer Service team as they are so critical to operations. In every single company, it was a long, drawn out battle and never a given. When you train and retain the best, you get passionate customers. The best products in the world are easily undermined by a bad customer experience, so if you aren't the best you REALLY can't afford to disregard your customers.
@Frankenbeans a very pleased strategist
