"Amazon is reportedly developing a doorbell that could give delivery drivers one-time access to your home" https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/10/16454034/amazon-pharme-doorbell-delivery
SV, now disrupting: burglary!
I like bagels because they're decentralized
what the fuck do you think BOOLEAN means omg https://social.wxcafe.net/media/G8ewCx6FV-EvHIu-r-g
Instagram notifications when you have 8M followers.
#social #instagram #insanity https://mastodon.social/media/Em51Tlu1ELUPa4QBJBs
I need tacos. STAT.
The current lunar origin hypothesis is that a Mars sized object hit the early Earth knocking debris into orbit that coalesced into the Moon. https://octodon.social/media/AfNKeZRGdMWrYj5U8Ec
"… with great skillful skill and speedy speed…"
The banes of my existence is text encoding (other than UTF-8) and malformed or misquoted CSV files.
The appearance of these at the same time is actually a manifestation of Satan.
#ImLookingAtYouSQLServer
April post-mortem: The rise and rise of Mastodon https://medium.com/@Gargron/april-post-mortem-12e3d141878c
When life gets you down because you feel behind on your release cycle, just remember: you could be ActiveAdmin (https://github.com/activeadmin/activeadmin) https://octodon.social/media/gLTmzrj73K3zLy3Ws4I
Currently down the rabbit hole of Business Organization Codes of Texas... save me.
instances connected to Octodon: https://gist.github.com/0xa/62b5bafbc265bac6395b7fae6e4431cc
cc @wrongroot
@wspurgin With our grammar, french is one of the hardest language to learn, good luck on your journey
Re new goal of learning French via Mastodon:
Feature Request ➡️ Audible Toots
New Goal: Learn French only by reading toots in French.
#tootinFNplz
@haploc @NinahMarie I see a wave of panic among tech-biz commentors who just can't figure out WHO Mastodon is and how "they" plan to make money, it's hilarious.
WHAT'S THE BUSINESS MODEL OF IRC? CAN IT SCALE? THAT'S SUCH A BAD BRAND! THE FOUNDER IS NOT EVEN CEO?
I love it.
I just developed Mastodon Stats, a site that shows the statistics of all instances mastodon gathered in real time. Have a look at https://mastodonstat.herokuapp.com
@CobaltVelvet Have you set up a Patreon or equivalent for Octodon?
@keithpp @rateldajer @CobaltVelvet You're defining Mastodon as "a network" when really:
Mastodon = email
instance = email host
octodon.social = gmail.com
@user@instance = email@address.com
The mistake you're making is thinking Mastodon = gmail.com.
