Mastodon: *paints beautiful wall mural*
Twitter: Who's gonna buy that? You can't even transport it?
Mastodon: *does an elaborate interpretive dance in front of the mural*
Twitter: Wait, is that part of the art?
Mastodon: *group meditation chanting "awooo"*
Twitter: Ok but how do you monetize?
Mastodon: *stretch*
Twitter: ...?
Mastodon: *a thousand voices sing a hymn to diversity as a million weirdos dance*
Twitter: We're, uh... we're going home now...
Mastodon: *builds space ship*
Current Mastodon stats!
113,743 users across 288 instances (274 are UP)
Top 15 instances by # of users:
mastodon.social (41,702)
mastodon.cloud (11,441)
social.tchncs.de (6,057)
mastodon.xyz (5,627)
octodon.social (4,936)
social.targaryen.house (4,490)
social.lou.lt (3,655)
memetastic.space (2,485)
mastodon.network (2,473)
mastodon.cx (2,264)
hex.bz (1,778)
mstdn.io (1,760)
mastodon.technology (1,720)
hostux.social (1,611)
masto.themimitoof.fr (1,410)
3 door Cadillac??
What do you call an optometrist that lives on an island in the Bering Sea?
An optical aleutian.
@Siphonay :joy: That's what happens when you toot every minute.
It sucks not being able to read everything in my feed, but it's also a valuable, humbling experience as a (currently) monolingual American.
@LiFox What'd you say? http://bit.ly/18lTVQv
@alohalovely Because what sound do ancient elephant-like mammals make? :elephant: :dash:
@koos go to "getting started" then hit "Favourites" (because they're :flag_gb:)
@nsqe submit a feature request! It's a lot of data to index every :dash: so I'm sure the decision was made to #savespace on peoples instances. #designdecision
On the plus side, it forces us to use hashtags :hash:
@Collinrm yeah you can. I use the iOS app "amaroq" and it's possible by clicking the triple dots and hitting "delete". I'd have to investigate how to do it on the web app.
:dash:
@cmaresh :sunglasses:
