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this is your regular reminder that the inventor of the transistor, William Shockley, was an avid proponent of eugenics.

Keep an eye on Wikipedia, I expect this important fact to be edited out (or down to a minor footnote) any day now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_

@dulcet You might think it's because I'm a Canadian.

Nope, just too much time at the zoo...and making friends with zookeepers and other animal buffs. 🐵 🐦 🦌

@dulcet Sort of...but closer to wet bear. Gamey. Musky. + wet dog. Shudder.

@dulcet have you ever smelt a wet polar bear? in a word...eew.

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Today's terrible game idea:

Herbal Spice Program

You're stranded on an alien planet and really want a cup of tea

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PSA to the good people of Toronto: LEASH YOUR FUCKING DOGS when not in an official off-leash area.

This post brought to you by the little dog I almost flattened in Trinity-Bellwoods earlier today. I was just coasting, but that's enough to hurt a small animal!

@scearley soooo assembled wrong. Got it :D

@scearley Sure, but are you sure you aren't wearing them backwards?

Or maybe it was assembled backwards.

Or maybe your playback device has its channels swapped...

@scearley or did i just super-fail joketime :( i probably did...

@scearley i think you have it upside down and that's an R, mate

@phoe I post generalizing memes pretty rarely, check my feed. Thanks for keeping me in check.

@BobTarte I've never kept birds, but those I know who do are passionate about them.

I am so sorry for your loss.

@phoe Hooray! Good for you. Insert standard "Not All" disclaimer where appropriate.

i would like the roof to stop leaking nao plz