@brennen ST:D (aka mushroom nipple clamp warp drive) makes the worst episode of Voyager look like it was written by geniuses.
(Yes, I'm talking about the one where Parris becomes Doctor Who and Chakotay and Janeway get it on as lower life forms.)
@brennen is that "argh" about the ideas in that article or "argh, he's SO SEXY?" 
I can't agree with this article more.
https://www.sciencealert.com/patrick-stewart-new-star-trek-series-captain-picard-2018
Even better, it links to birbsite and a TV Guide cover I don't remember ever seeing before, reproduced here for your pleasure.
https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/931520165640056833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
From my buddy Andrew Plotkin, game designer extraordinare, currently live tweeting Practice 2018 (a game design con):
Ooh, this: “Secret Hitler [and other lycanthropic games] are narcissism factories.”
SO MUCH YES
This is a great deal! A whole bunch of DOS games in one bundle for just a DOLLAR! https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/dollar-classics-bundle
I hear screaming monkey noises from outside. Is this sports?
@garbados I hear you're doing well on the professional noun circuit. Keep it up and you'll qualify for the WPGA
Word
Professional
Gladiator
Association
@sixohsix maybe there was a breakout at the zoo
@dulcet Do they have long beards and play guitar?
@bunnyhero you are in for a big treat!
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@Skirmisher pointed at this key on my keyboard and asked “is this a pigeon?”
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@hirojin if we don't eat all the octopuses first :(
What does it say about us as a species that we're more interested in killing each other than teaching gorillas how to talk?