wohali π― @wohali@octodon.social
- Free hugs!
- ((( ))) XOXO
- Free DB!
- https://couchdb.apache.org/
- Free music!
- https://wohali-music.bandcamp.com/
- Haters
- β
Living-type person with limited spoons. Toronto!
She/her
Music, video games, electronics, shitposting, and more, but not in that order.
Follow policy: if I don't know you, or you are looking to bring stress to my timeline, you won't be approved. This is more my sanctuary than the average social media account. I'll look at your timeline and profile when making my decision. Try again later, if you want.
Do not repost my content off of the Fediverse without my permission, please.
#nobot γοΈ
Joined Apr 2017
wohali π―
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MongoDB rewrote their Jepsen page, but it still goes to great lengths to avoid talking about write loss or aborted reads, both of which are the default behavior:
wohali π―
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The new errors that come out of clojure.spec during compilation remain... incomprehensibly bad. This nonsense came out of a missing binding symbol in a try expression:
You can still get my album here: https://wohali-music.bandcamp.com/
If you would like the album, but cannot afford it, send me a private message and I'll send you an access code.
Hey everyone - thanks to you, Second Harvest Canada is now **$250** richer purely from proceeds on my album, Variety Show!
I am so glad to pass this money on to people who can't feed themselves in this time of crisis.
It's bandcamp day, when 100% of the proceeds go to the artist.
100% of my proceeds today will go to a local food bank.
https://wohali-music.bandcamp.com/
merci beaucoup!
β€οΈ
wohali π―
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covid, social distancing, shitpost, subject: bigots and their ilk
Practice social distancing! Keep at least six feet between yoursel(ves) and bigots, as well as LGBTIQA+ phobes of all varieties, at all times
i suffered, now you must too; food
There is such a thing as Doritos consommΓ©.
vaguely suggestive (++)
hello, i am a girl in a tub full of hot water.
ask me anything.
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affordable housing, tech, news (--)
This is my surprised face πΆ
"helping" by giving people more money to buy a house...will just drive prices UP.
But of course it also won't make them enemies of the locals who just want more money and more elitism without all that guilt!
Meanwhile, Cupertino is currently fighting the construction of 2,4000 homes, of which 50% are affordable, in court.
Any proposal at this point that doesn't increase supply of housing is useless.
professional photo of me, eye contact
Hey, I just found this.
This picture was taken of me at ApacheCon US 2019 (Las Vegas, NV) on September 11th.
Projected over me is Erlang source code from Apache CouchDB, some of which I've written.
Photo is CC BY-NC-SA by Peter Adams Photography.
wohali π―
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I know this isn't true, but learning a language with gendered nouns in 2019 feels a little like buying a new piece of electronics when you know the new model will be announced next month
The fallacy of techno-solutionism
This presentation was fantastic. It's great to hear someone talking about the things I've complained about until I'm blue in the face...and no one seems to care about.
This is the talk I live-tooted about two weeks ago, it's finally online as of a few days ago.
Nanjala Nyabola - Where Do Broken Rights Go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYvYtD2jLIA
Tech is creating human rights challenges, and making it more expensive to be poor. Fight back, damn it!
tech, security, everything is horrible (-)
Apparently you can fake out Siri, Alexa or Google Assistant by shining a laser at the microphone and injecting audio from as far away as 110m, making them do things they probably shouldn't be able to do.
COMPUTERS WERE A MISTAKE. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND π₯
@McMemeBot !order 4 cat
gw2
@ben "GW2 - Content at its peak"
freebsd, zfs, neato
really cool ZFS command on FreeBSD:
# gstat -po
real-time load on each device in your pools.
found me some really unbalanced drives in the array...
wohali π―
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When you would "degauss" an old CRT monitor, it was the act of expelling the ghost of Carl Friedrich Gauss from it.
The Expanse
Hey @Zero_Democracy have you read the books? I'm just getting into book 6 now, and boy howdy does the political stuff take primacy late in book 5.
wondering if this will ever hit the small screen.
tech snipe, browser wars
shared on #IRC with me as "the evolution of Microsoft web browsers"
- Free hugs!
- ((( ))) XOXO
- Free DB!
- https://couchdb.apache.org/
- Free music!
- https://wohali-music.bandcamp.com/
- Haters
- β
Living-type person with limited spoons. Toronto!
She/her
Music, video games, electronics, shitposting, and more, but not in that order.
Follow policy: if I don't know you, or you are looking to bring stress to my timeline, you won't be approved. This is more my sanctuary than the average social media account. I'll look at your timeline and profile when making my decision. Try again later, if you want.
Do not repost my content off of the Fediverse without my permission, please.
#nobot γοΈ
Joined Apr 2017
