official account of whole foods: a grocery store
earl grey tea is pretty good. just my opinion!
watching the thin red line to ease my jumpy nerves
christ i am depressed
hornt is a myth just like new york city.
stop lying. no one has ever been 'hornt'
my college frat currently has a female presenting brother and i think that's pretty neat.
im watching harlan county usa. time to find out if capitalism is any good or nah?
which side are you on boy?which side are you on?
l need to shit again
turns out people are skeptical when you try to use your job to demolish historic buildings.
just took a shit that was about a foot long
hey fellow indie heads. theres a new band from new york thats getting some hype so be sure to be on the lookout for that.
trying to write bad toots.
hate getting ghosted by the girl i was planning on cheating on my girlfriend with.
showering is counterrevolutionary,
ate some taco bell because my body is a temple/
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