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another classic scene from Dune. forgot how much I love this film

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when you accidentally view the federated timeline

octodon.social/media/QskEAEp8h

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the admin of a Mastodon instance should be called a Mastodontist. thanks

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selfsame  

are you telling me an object orientated this program?

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a "tooster" gently bakes your weird thoughts into toots

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j-n-s  

They motherfucking did it. Google is now blocking everyone in Denmark from hearing Danish music on YouTube.

Everyone else can hear our music but us.

What The Fuck.

Article from Danish Songwriter's Union in Danish:
koda.dk/om-koda/nyheder/fa-sva

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shrimp eating mammal  

I like that discussing bikeshedding is an example of bikeshedding

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Distributed Daniel of Service Attack

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1. none of the use case personas is "developer"," software engineer", "data scientist" or equivalent

2. all development work that does impact the roles listed in 1 is classified as chores, technical debt, or equivalent

3. no sprint consists of more than 10% of work of type 2 except explicit technical debt sprints, which do not affect velocity

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new movement: User-Oriented Software

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Distributed Denial of Service Industry Attack

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Distributed Denial of Money Attack

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Dennix  

Ouch, this is bad:
"Successfully exploiting either vulnerability results in an attacker gaining access to all passwords in any open KeePass databases"

forum.kee.pm/t/a-critical-secu

If you're using with the plugin: upgrade it. now. ⚠️

(via heise.de/news/Update-fuer-KeeP (german))

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shrimp eating mammal  

I can't shake the feeling that a large majority of software libraries are aimed at facilitating the creation of more software libraries.

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shrimp eating mammal  

a stitch in time saves nine men morris

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uspol, death mention 

Herman Cain, or one of his staff, was tweeting anti-mask screeds *while he was dying from COVID*.

a literal death cult

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pls stop programming in YAML.

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Skipper  

Interessted in Peer-to-Peer technology?
Join the 2 day Dat Conference starting today.
events.dat.foundation/2020/

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love to use deep learning to do shallow things badly

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skolemized existential crisis  

Introducing incrementa.ly, a deep learning platform that optimizes how many people you can kill while still maintaining enough white moderate support to remain electable!

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shrimp eating mammal  

finally deleted my Amazon account. it's been a long time since I've ordered anything there but I did still watch videos and shows there. no longer.

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I have no idea why I talk anymore given that I'm mortified by nearly everything I've ever said in the past

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dust  

gender shit, tech (-) 

*SIGH*

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