**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Oct 29, 2019, 04:13

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Oct 29, 2019, 04:13

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

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another classic scene from Dune. forgot how much I love this film

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 20, 2018, 22:28

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when you accidentally view the federated timeline

https://octodon.social/media/QskEAEp8hVh7ZTkj-9U

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Mar 08, 2018, 19:36

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Mar 08, 2018, 19:36

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the admin of a Mastodon instance should be called a Mastodontist. thanks

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 09, 2020, 13:06

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 09, 2020, 13:06

Aug 09, 2020, 13:06

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ah yes, the genders

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 15:43

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 15:43

Aug 06, 2020, 15:43

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flatpak is a security nightmare http://flatkill.org/

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 14:48

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 14:48

Aug 06, 2020, 14:48

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

US, virus, death mention

The US is a death cult

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mollyhensleyclancy/georgia-school-reopening-photo-paulding-county

**shrimp eating mammal** · Aug 06, 2020, 12:50

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**dust** @sifr@anticapitalist.party · Aug 06, 2020, 12:50

Aug 06, 2020, 12:50

dust @sifr@anticapitalist.party

The Whiteness of AI
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s13347-020-00415-6

**shrimp eating mammal** · Aug 06, 2020, 03:52

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**It's Noelle!** @Noelle808@glitch.social · Aug 06, 2020, 03:52

Aug 06, 2020, 03:52

It's Noelle! @Noelle808@glitch.social

The power of game design is to get you emotionally invested in how dicerolls will affect spreadsheets

**shrimp eating mammal** · Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

you're telling me a domain named this service?

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

Aug 06, 2020, 03:26

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

you're telling me a domain named this service?

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:32

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:32

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:23

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:23

Aug 05, 2020, 19:23

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I am going to play Oregon Trail on this tbph

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:17

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 19:17

Aug 05, 2020, 19:17

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

wut

https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/29/21346392/mac-os-8-electron-app-download-windows-linux-features

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 15:48

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 05, 2020, 15:48

Aug 05, 2020, 15:48

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

Google is a bad search engine. its results are bad. many times, most results are ads. or Google's own products.

like, it's objectively bad.

**shrimp eating mammal** · Aug 04, 2020, 18:08

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**selfsame** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Aug 04, 2020, 18:08

Aug 04, 2020, 18:08

selfsame @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

are you telling me an object orientated this program?

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 04, 2020, 14:23

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 04, 2020, 14:23

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shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

a "tooster" gently bakes your weird thoughts into toots

**shrimp eating mammal** · Aug 03, 2020, 18:53

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**j-n-s** @zatnosk@manowar.social · Aug 03, 2020, 18:53

Aug 03, 2020, 18:53

j-n-s @zatnosk@manowar.social

They motherfucking did it. Google is now blocking everyone in Denmark from hearing Danish music on YouTube.

Everyone else can hear our music but us.

What The Fuck.

Article from Danish Songwriter's Union in Danish:
https://www.koda.dk/om-koda/nyheder/fa-svar-pa-sporgsmal-til-googles-blokering-af-musik-pa-youtube

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 01, 2020, 18:29

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Aug 01, 2020, 18:29

Aug 01, 2020, 18:29

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

I like that discussing bikeshedding is an example of bikeshedding

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 19:00

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 19:00

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Distributed Daniel of Service Attack

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 18:48

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 18:48

Jul 31, 2020, 18:48

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

1. none of the use case personas is "developer"," software engineer", "data scientist" or equivalent

2. all development work that does impact the roles listed in 1 is classified as chores, technical debt, or equivalent

3. no sprint consists of more than 10% of work of type 2 except explicit technical debt sprints, which do not affect velocity

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 18:39

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 18:39

Jul 31, 2020, 18:39

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

new movement: User-Oriented Software

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**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 17:22

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 17:22

Jul 31, 2020, 17:22

shrimp eating mammal @walruslifestyle@octodon.social

Distributed Denial of Service Industry Attack

**shrimp eating mammal** @walruslifestyle@octodon.social · Jul 31, 2020, 17:22

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