when you accidentally view the federated timeline
the admin of a Mastodon instance should be called a Mastodontist. thanks
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it's pretty fash to try scaring people into believing they're dependent on power and coopting their childhoods to do it
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everything good is cops or military. remember that cute lovable creature from your childhood? cop. you know how the world might end? only the military will survive. :)))))
This walrus has lived in my brain since scanning this book four years ago and I'm unleashing him upon the fediverse
Daily reminder that those who sell their labor probably wouldn't do so if they had a real choice.
stolen from birdsite without remorse #Jeff
"modern UI design" is so often "low vision people can go to hell lol"
If scientists ever synthesize an element with an atomic mass of 666, I hope they call it "antichristium". That would be metal.
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So, google just released a new online 'app' for compressing pictures called Squoosh, I wouldn't use it if you could help it, as it's likely they'll farm all the metadata and actual data from the images that they can.
This is what they do, release tools everyone uses so that they can then use the data you give them.
Don't fall for it :)
Google and Facebook are to our human rights and to democracy what Philip Morris is to our health and what Exxon Mobil is to the environment. Until we grasp this fundamental truth we haven’t a snowflake’s chance in hell of either effectively regulating them or funding alternatives.
random observation about #amazon
i ordered something there (i know i know) on wednesday midday or so. at checkout, they said the two-day shipping option would arrive on monday. monday, which is five full calendar days after wednesday, four full shipping days after wednesday (including saturday), and three business days after wednesday (assuming the delivery happened after midday monday, which it always has).
all those numbers are bigger than two.
Jeff Bezos could literally look like anything he wanted to, yet he chooses to look like a thumb. you don't need to know much more than that, seems to me.
word on the street is that DeepMind's deep minds will bail once their IP from the 2014 sale of DeepMind to Google fully vests, and Google is maneuvering to make the best of that situation. which of course means users & their data become product. maybe someday we'll burn these places down when they do this?
please come to the office holiday party we'll be serving bugs and everybody gets one (1) pee break
drew this frog for school. based off frog picture on the right
Eddie Money changed his name to Eddie Bitcoin send toot
funny how the headlines are that NYC and Arlington "won" the Amazon HQ2, instead of that they lost by having it
Q. What is the Fonz's favorite dimensionality-reduction technique?
breaking news: I dropped my phone on my face
ICE runs concentration camps full stop
burn 7-11 corporate to the ground. using ICE in a corporate power grab is guillotine worthy
manic pixie dream walrus
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more