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when you accidentally view the federated timeline

octodon.social/media/QskEAEp8h

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the admin of a Mastodon instance should be called a Mastodontist. thanks

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sarcasm font, fash Show more

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sarcasm font Show more

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Karen

This walrus has lived in my brain since scanning this book four years ago and I'm unleashing him upon the fediverse

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testingwithfire

Daily reminder that those who sell their labor probably wouldn't do so if they had a real choice.

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stolen from birdsite without remorse

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"modern UI design" is so often "low vision people can go to hell lol"

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a metalhead who writes scifi

If scientists ever synthesize an element with an atomic mass of 666, I hope they call it "antichristium". That would be metal.

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🔏 🌫🔮

Privacy, Google, boosts welcome Show more

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Aral Balkan

Google and Facebook are to our human rights and to democracy what Philip Morris is to our health and what Exxon Mobil is to the environment. Until we grasp this fundamental truth we haven’t a snowflake’s chance in hell of either effectively regulating them or funding alternatives.

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random observation about

i ordered something there (i know i know) on wednesday midday or so. at checkout, they said the two-day shipping option would arrive on monday. monday, which is five full calendar days after wednesday, four full shipping days after wednesday (including saturday), and three business days after wednesday (assuming the delivery happened after midday monday, which it always has).

all those numbers are bigger than two.

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Jeff Bezos could literally look like anything he wanted to, yet he chooses to look like a thumb. you don't need to know much more than that, seems to me.

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word on the street is that DeepMind's deep minds will bail once their IP from the 2014 sale of DeepMind to Google fully vests, and Google is maneuvering to make the best of that situation. which of course means users & their data become product. maybe someday we'll burn these places down when they do this?

theguardian.com/technology/201

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please come to the office holiday party we'll be serving bugs and everybody gets one (1) pee break

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🎄nahmi

drew this frog for school. based off frog picture on the right

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Eddie Money changed his name to Eddie Bitcoin send toot

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funny how the headlines are that NYC and Arlington "won" the Amazon HQ2, instead of that they lost by having it

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Q. What is the Fonz's favorite dimensionality-reduction technique?

A. PCAyyyyyyyy

thanks

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breaking news: I dropped my phone on my face

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ICE runs concentration camps full stop

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burn 7-11 corporate to the ground. using ICE in a corporate power grab is guillotine worthy

bloomberg.com/news/features/20

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